Spoiled Pup Enthusiast Gifts

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Fashion Week"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

Dog