Spoiled Pooch Lover Gifts

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog Calenders.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"We'll take him."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

K-9 Garten

"What's worse, that or this?"

Literate Dogs.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie