Spoiled Pooch Lover Pillows

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Puppies

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"I see a couch."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"What's worse, that or this?"

Literate Dogs.

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

K-9 Garten

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."