Spoiled Pets Lover Gifts

'It's generic, guys, and very nutritious.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Separation

"Pampered?"

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He spoils them."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Literate Dogs.

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"You spoil that dog...."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

'This is 'Louis': He can make you a fake pedigree for 200 dollars...'

Tortoise

A dog is angry at a sleeping cat for drilling holes in his water dish.

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

"She's very fussy about her food!"

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

"Don't ever catch it. You'll have nothing left to live for."

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."