Spoiled Pet Admirer Gifts

"She's very fussy about her food!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

'Well, was the news good today?'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"She's a weiner cat."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"He spoils them."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

Toucan in bird cage.

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

Cat in path of tank.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.