Spoiled Pet Admirer Mugs

"She's very fussy about her food!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Well, was the news good today?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"He spoils them."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

Toucan in bird cage.

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

"Fetch boy!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.