Spoiled Pup Enthusiast Mugs

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

Puppy.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

"Fashion Week"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'