Pampered Pup Enthusiast Mugs

Why Poodles Become Killers

'That was fun!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'You don't have to worry about me, I just want to know who does your nails.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"He spoils them."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"They say I'm spoiled, whatever that means."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

Posh Doghouse.

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"On the eighth day God really rested."

A man and his dog

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

"I think Snowy has fleas."