Pampered Puppy Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Pick me!"

'That was fun!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dogs in a basket

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"