Pampered Puppy Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Pick me!"

'That was fun!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppy.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

Dogs in a basket

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Pampered Pets.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"No not the puppy please"