Spoiled Pet Enthusiast Gifts

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Pampered?"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"You spoil that dog...."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"