Spoil-your-dog Enthusiast Gifts

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Dog Love.

"Pampered?"

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

"She's very fussy about her food!"

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

"You spoil that dog!"

'Well, I thought the water to wine bit was nice, now how about some new legs?'

'It's generic, guys, and very nutritious.'