Pet Spoiling Specialist Gifts

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dogs can dream too.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Dog Love.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"Pampered?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The Clipping

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

'We spoil that dog.'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"This is our new product consultant."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'