Pet Spoiling Gifts

Dog Love.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Pampered?"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"We find the Rolf Harris tape provides reassurance for our clients."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"You spoil that dog...."

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

"She's very fussy about her food!"

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'It's generic, guys, and very nutritious.'