Family Member Who Spoils Their Dog Gifts

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Dog Love.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Pampered?"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"Very Funny."

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Next please.'

Fetching the Ball

'...I'd prefer it if you didn't fetch my iPad.'

"I've trained him to hunt down the remote."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

Teacher's Pet

"You spoil that dog...."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

'Now you know why we names her 'Mospsy'.'

"OOOOWWOOO!"

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

Moulting Dog

"One day my boy all this will be yours."

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

'Has this slop you fed me been checked for e-coli?'