Owner Of Spoiled Pets Gifts

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Pampered?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Art Pets

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"They do very well in a talk show format."

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

The Curse of the Werewolf

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"You spoil that dog...."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

That bird really gives me the creeps...

The Grim Reaper's pets.

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'