Owner Of Spoiled Pets T-Shirts

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"Pampered?"

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Art Pets

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"They do very well in a talk show format."

Do not allow your owner to foul the footpath.

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

The Curse of the Werewolf

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'Sit!' (Buddhist dog sits in meditation)

"You spoil that dog...."

The Grim Reaper's pets.

That bird really gives me the creeps...

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'