Spoiled Pet Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Pampered?"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"You spoil that dog...."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

May 1939 - The Germans invade Poland (Surrepitiously)