Parents Who Spoil Their Pets Gifts

"They do very well in a talk show format."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Man's best friends."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Raised by Dogs

"This never happened."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Puppy Love

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

"And here are today's categories...."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

Too Much Coffee Man

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Pampered?"

Secret Service Dogs

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

'He's barking mad!'