Parents Who Spoil Their Pets Pillows

"They do very well in a talk show format."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Man's best friends."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This never happened."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Raised by Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Puppy Love

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"And here are today's categories...."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I'm thinking tonight we should try the new chicken and tuna."

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

Pampered Pets.

Too Much Coffee Man

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"Pampered?"

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'He's barking mad!'

"They grow up so quickly."