Punny Pet Parents Pillows

"We named him 'Enron' because he shreds everything."

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Cat Romance

Fetching some bread

"It's only the wind."

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Dog football

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!