Punny Pet Parents Mugs

"We named him 'Enron' because he shreds everything."

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Cat Romance

"It's only the wind."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

Fetching some bread

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'