Humorous Pet Parents Mugs

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Tinder for dogs

Conversation between Dogs.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"You stop it, now!"

'He knows that when I eat like a hog, it's time for a jog.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

"Is our owner hot?"

'You're lucky you can't read.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"I don't see myself as just a dog. I see myself as a Complete Family Pet System."

"I like the new scratching post so much better."

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'I bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep, bark, eat, sleep! There has to be more than that!'

"Quick, act casual."

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory?'

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'Of course I never take you out - I can't see you wanting to cock your leg in the park!'

"The good news is you can return that kitty litter to the store and buy yourself something pretty..."

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.

"Honey! The puppy just placed a new water element on the floor. Do you want me to clean it up or just balance the Feng Shui with a fire element?"