Funny Fur Parents Mugs

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Are we there yet?'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

When is he coming home buddy?

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Man pushing pram with baby.'

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'