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'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Babies vs. Dogs

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"He's sending an instant message."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

'Man pushing pram with baby.'