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Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"Pampered?"

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Pet Owners' Date Night

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"He's sending an instant message."