Festive Parent T-Shirts

"No Santa?!! Next thing you're gonna tell me there's no Amazon!"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Christmas Pets

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Santa Dog

"Merry Christmas"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Easter Egg Delivery

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

I am to blame.

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

The Big Tree

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Decorating the Stables

Halloween Mobile

Snowman carrot substitute.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Switchback Playground.

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Dog's Christmas list.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor