Family Member Who Spoils Their Dog Mugs

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Dog Love.

"I think what he's trying to tell you, dear, is that he doesn't quite care for the cheaper dog food!"

"Pampered?"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"Very Funny."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

'Next please.'

Fetching the Ball

"I've trained him to hunt down the remote."

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"You spoil that dog...."

Teacher's Pet

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

Moulting Dog

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

'Now you know why we names her 'Mospsy'.'

"One day my boy all this will be yours."

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

'Has this slop you fed me been checked for e-coli?'

'Sammy! Naughty bird! You know perfectly well that you are not allowed in the patients room while they're still alive.'