Spoiler Of Pets Gifts

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Dog Love.

"Pampered?"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Spoiler Alert

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"You spoil that dog...."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"You spoil that cat!"

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

Dog pointing at a line of cat suspects.

'You're spoiling that squirrel, subscribing to the Nut - of - the - Month Club!'

"You spoil that dog!"

"She's very fussy about her food!"

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

"Don't tell me the ending."

Spoiler Alert!

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'It's generic, guys, and very nutritious.'