Spoilt Dog Specialist Gifts

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

The Inexperienced Cook

Dog Love.

"Pampered?"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'We spoil that dog.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

Grumpy Hamster

Ophiologist

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'Duck.'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."