Spoilt Dog Specialist T-Shirts

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

The Inexperienced Cook

Dog Love.

"Pampered?"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'We spoil that dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

Ophiologist

'Water? Certainly sir. Will that be still,sparkling, or from the toilet bowl?'

Grumpy Hamster

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"You spoil that dog...."

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

'Duck.'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

"How is the dog training coming, dear? Oh, never mind!"

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

'I don't get it. The app says my cell phone is here in the kitchen, but I don't see it anywhere!'

"Thanks for the walks, tasty treats and rubbing my belly with vigor. I could only love you more if you made my food dish much bigger."

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"He's going to tell you someone stole his identity but I think he just lost it."

"Well yes, she spoils me, but hey, I make her happy in return: It's a win-win situation..."

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."