Pet Spoiling Specialist T-Shirts

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Dogs can dream too.

Dog Love.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

"Pampered?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The Clipping

'We spoil that dog.'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"This is our new product consultant."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"