Spoiling Specialists Gifts

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'We spoil that dog.'

Polluted geese

The Inexperienced Cook

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"I think the milk's off!"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'I need something to spill.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'Baby's teething.'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Come on, Mom...these can't all look carpet stains."

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"I've had some reports of pilfering from the office, have you noticed anything?"

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."

"In weather like this it's a comfort having a goof waterproof seal around the front door."

Native American pollution control.