Spoilage Spotter Gifts

"I think the milk's off!"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

Airliner

Two airplanes

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"She's all yours."

'We spoil that dog.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I wonder where they nest..."

Mile High Club

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'I told her not to follow me!'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Plane Migration.

'This one's for coffee.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Used space shuttle

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"Squirrel!"