Spoilage Spotter Mugs

"I think the milk's off!"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Airliner

Two airplanes

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"She's all yours."

'We spoil that dog.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Getting Closer

Mile High Club

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I wonder where they nest..."

Plane Migration.

'Euston, we have a problem...'

BOEING Suspends Flights.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

Fruit Bowl

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"Squirrel!"