Spoiling Specialist Mugs

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I think the milk's off!"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'We spoil that dog.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

US Camouflage School

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'My phone's been tapped!'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'I need something to spill.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Baby's teething.'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

Hi-Tech warning.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"Spoiler alert - it's Captain's Savory Fish Shreds again."