Fish Spotter Gifts

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

Save Our Universe

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Airliner

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Two airplanes

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"She's all yours."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mile High Club

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

Plane Migration.

Enemies of the Earth

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."