Fish Spotter Gifts

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Mind the whale, dear."

Fishing sign.

Save Our Universe

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Fishing direction sign.

Airliner

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Two airplanes

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"She's all yours."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Getting Closer

'I told her not to follow me!'

"I wonder where they nest..."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Mile High Club

'Euston, we have a problem...'

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Plane Migration.

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

Enemies of the Earth