Deer Spotter Gifts

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

It's for you.

Getting Closer

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Man standing at a railway station.

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Accident

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

"The squirrel’s up in the tree now … you didn’t see that? Hello?! I’m talking to you!"

"Be a good boy and bring your dad his glasses. He's barking up the wrong tree again."

"Look! A camel!"

'Two returns please and one single...'