Deer Spotter Pillows

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Man standing at a railway station.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Accident

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near

"Look! A camel!"

"The squirrel’s up in the tree now … you didn’t see that? Hello?! I’m talking to you!"

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

'Two returns please and one single...'