Nature Spotter Pillows

Man standing at a railway station.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Boy pilot.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Moon: Made in China

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Two airplanes

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"She's all yours."

"I wonder where they nest..."

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mile High Club

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"I love their use of space"

Plane Migration.

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

BOEING Suspends Flights.

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'JetBlue 171, I think my dad said you are clear for takeoff...'

Tragedy strikes the Black Arrows display team!

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."