Nature Spotting Pillows

'No, now you've both forgotten again, cats climb trees, dogs like water!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Painting clouds

Butterflies

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Sushi Train Spotters

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."