Snake Spotter Gifts

The Deadliest of Nature's Footwear.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Up please...

The Yachtsman

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

Man standing at a railway station.

Accident

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The End Is Near