Snake Spotter Gifts

The Deadliest of Nature's Footwear.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

It's for you.

Fly Tightrope walker

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Getting Closer

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Up please...

The Yachtsman

Accident

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Man standing at a railway station.

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.