Spoiled Pet Sympathizers Gifts

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Pampered?"

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"Enough with the criticism!"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"You spoil that dog...."

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Cat Attitude

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

Innocent Civilians

'I see you tried giving your cat a bath, again.'

'You say your homework was burned up by global warming? Nice try, Timmy.'