Spoiled Pet Sympathizers Pillows

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Pampered?"

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

"Enough with the criticism!"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'No, honey, grammy is in heaven.'

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

"You spoil that dog...."

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Innocent Civilians

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

Cat Attitude

'I see you tried giving your cat a bath, again.'