Spoiled Pup Advocate Pillows

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Remember me?'

Why Poodles Become Killers

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Good boy, Clifford."

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

"You spoil that dog...."

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

A man walks past a storefront for the "American Kennel Club" that has a sign in its windows that reads: "Some dogs allowed".

Honest Harry's Last Chance Pet Adoption...

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'