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Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'You tell me how he does it.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Four Star Meal

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'We do require human references, if possible!'

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Dog has cellphone. Woman says to man: 'I think he likes you. Look, he wants to swap mobile numbers.'