Puppers Advocate Pillows

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

Four Star Meal

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

"Of course I'm a nervous wreck. I'm man's best friend! Who can take that kind of pressure?"

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'We do require human references, if possible!'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

Dog has cellphone. Woman says to man: 'I think he likes you. Look, he wants to swap mobile numbers.'