Puppy's Defense Advocate Pillows

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"Now look! You've upset him!"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."

'We do require human references, if possible!'