Puppy's Defense Advocate Gifts

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

'So I decided, why not a REAL attack dog running mate?'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'Your dog doesn't need medical help - But you do - He's a rabbit!!'

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

"Poke my bunny with a stick, sir?"

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'We do require human references, if possible!'

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"