Canine Advocate Gifts

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

A Poodle Dreams Of Justice

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"Fired? I think the people for the ethical treatment of animals may have something to say about that."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Pit Bull Puppies ??" Free to a bad home.

"Now look! You've upset him!"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Oops sorry. He's actually really sweet."

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

dog vs UFO...

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.