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"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

A Poodle Dreams Of Justice

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"Fired? I think the people for the ethical treatment of animals may have something to say about that."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

Pit Bull Puppies ??" Free to a bad home.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"Oops sorry. He's actually really sweet."

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

dog vs UFO...

The Golfing Accident

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

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