Canine Companion Advocate Pillows

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"It's from the dog's lawyer. Seems his unconditional love has some conditions."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Hush puppy.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A man and his dog

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."